Friday, December 24, 2010

Odds and ends

We have been walking around our neck of the woods, often seeing these gigantic acorns with a rough enclosure. The husk looks a bit like a pine cone in its roughness. They are about 3 times as large as what I am used to for an acorn (note the penny).

Finally I looked them up. This is the seed of a burr oak. It has a huge range, according to Wikipedia. It is found in the Appalachians and in central North America from Texas to Canada. It is the state tree of Iowa. If you are ever starving, it looks like a few of these would make a meal (after preparation). Not that I am any great recognizer of trees, but I thought it strange that I hadn't seen these before.

Are they "odds" or "ends"? I'm pretty sure even George Carlin doesn't know.


The house is coming along. We are trying to do any decorating slowly, with quirky things that we find. All our tchotchkes are still in Virginia, awaiting a spring run in the cheese wagon. (Cheese wagon is what our girls called our various Plymouth/Dodge/Chrysler minivans. Our cheese wagons have always done good service dragging crap around. And by crap, I don't mean our girls.)

In one corner of the living room, over the TV, I have hung up a bit of history. Whose history I have no clue. We found these Gothic arch clerestory windows in a consignment shop. I liked the shapes, so I took them home. I also liked the fact they were rough-stripped. There was still a bit of paint left, kind of lumpy and rough. I found a bit of fabric and stretched it over the back, folding it every few inches. Then I hinged the three frames together.


I kind of like the light and shadow, 3-d look with the outer windows folded forward a bit. I think the roughness and the smooth fabric also make a nice contrast.


So, taking heart from this BH (Better Half) and I completed the bedroom with a curved-side headboard and a few of my favorite black and whites taken during our travels.



We'll have a few more things to hang once the tchotchke run is done. Christmas and New Year will put things in limbo for a while.

Have an enjoyable holiday.

Monday, December 13, 2010

While we're on the subject

Verizon called ten minutes ago. "Everything might be recorded for 'quality' purposes," they said. They wanted to cement our marvelous cell phone relationship for another two years and reward me by giving me another one hundred "free" minutes. I really don't come anywhere near my minute allotment on any given month, and asked the young lady if she had actually looked at my account. She said she liked to think of the extra minutes as insurance, so I wouldn't worry about going over on minutes.

I asked if they really wanted to adjust my data plan so it wouldn't be unlimited, but the young lady told me, "No, it would be the same plan." I asked why they were doing this, as it is still about 12 months until I run out of the end of the contract. She told me "We like to do this so we can do more promotions for you. So we can give you 'free' stuff." I told her that I might be interested if they just didn't up the per minute charge when you go over, suggesting that "MAYBE YOU COULD JUST CHARGE THE SAME RATE AS THE PLAN!" I knew it wouldn't do any good (and it didn't), but wanted the drones in charge of reviewing the recordings for sentient life to know there was some out here in the hill country of Texas.

I am guessing that Verizon marketing thinks they are selling to meat puppets. I have been refusing to accept hands up my butt for years.

Why is it every time I go to Best Buy I get pissed off?

So I head to Best Buy after due diligence to buy a camera and some accessories. I carry along the following:

  1. a 10 % coupon to apply to digital photo products
  2. a printed Reward Zone certificate for $95 off
  3. a printed Reward Zone certificate for $55 off
I do my business, hampered by a sales clerk with an attitude and a pimp walk (even though she was a young woman). She gets wrong what I asked for and supplies me with something much more expensive. She huffs when I tell her that it is wrong, voids everything and starts over. She proceeds to ring up the new sale, then hands me the receipt. I am expecting the following:

camera                             $xxx
accessory 1                         yy
accessory 2                         zz

Subtotal for the coupon     aaa
10% coupon           -0.1 x aaa

Subtotal                   0.9 x aaa
certificates                       -150

Tax
Total                        0.9 x aaa - 150 + taxes

I don't get that. I get a bizarre list of items, each of which displays

  • an amount that is not the amount displayed on the store shelf
  • a "sale" discount that brings it down to the store display price
  • some of the tax for the sale
  • some of the certificate discount for the sale, but not displaying any percentage or rule for calculating it
As a result, it was impossible to check the arithmetic. I am an old fart, and crusty shading to cranky besides. I check the work for major purchases. When the store displays its internal accounting nightmare to me rather than a simple receipt that can be checked, I get pissed off. Enough to get several more huffs out of the "sales" person and to get a manager over there who could explain the gobbledy-gook to me so that I could check it.

This kind of thing (but not the same thing) happens every time I go there. Last time the "sales" person could not explain why the Geek Squad would come to my house and "adjust" the TV after a couple months. It took a store manager to explain that every TV delivered from Japan comes adjusted for the store (that is, too bright and with too much contrast - so it will stand out against other maladjusted TVs). Apparently, despite the fact that maybe one TV in a thousand is used in the store as a display, IT NEVER OCCURRED to anyone that adjusting them all to store brightness and then wasting someones time traveling to houses all over central Texas is JUST PLAIN STUPID.

I am getting to be old enough that apoplexy could conceivably be life-threatening. I don't want to give up on interacting with the world, but I am pretty sick of talking to stupid snots with an attitude. I am self-aware enough to understand that I might be one, but I need some feedback to confirm or deny it.

Anyone?

Monday, December 06, 2010

Grandma continues to climb

The Ladybird Johnson Wildflower Garden never fails to please. Part of the enjoyment for me is the architecture. The variety of shapes is quite pleasing. Wood and stone are perfect in the dry Texas hills.


This tower provides a beautiful panorama of the gardens, but you have to climb for it.


And so she did. Way up at the tippy top you can see BH (Better Half) and Popo, her mother.


You can see where BH gets her sweet smile.


The garden at this time of year is lined with luminaries, in preparation for Luminations, a holiday celebration.


The flowers are gone now, the shrubs shedding their leaves,


the next season in progress, soaking up the sun.


The exhibit house is showing some of what is bigger in Texas, in this case, fancy birdhouses. Most of these had nests in them.


On this past weekend, artists were also selling their wares. They varied from these reimagined skulls,


to Kokopeli-like sculptures


But the natural things never fail to please, like these translucent prickly pear cacti, letting the sun show through.

Thursday, December 02, 2010

Popo climbs Mt. Bonnell

Mt. Bonnell is a limestone hill on the side of the Colorado River between Austin and Lake Travis. Here nearly 85 year old Popo (Better Half's Mom) reaches the last of 102 steps up from the parking lot. That's pretty good. She has always been active.


Mt. Bonnell is a pretty park, as well, with picnic tables, old, dried juniper trees,


lovely views along the river,


and a view of where some of Austin's wealthiest families live in beautiful homes.


Fortunately for Grandma and for us, too, farther down the trail we found an easier descent to the parking lot.

Popo gets inspiration

BH's (Better Half's) Mom is here for a while. Chinese grandma's come in two varieties - Jya Po and A Po (Bower romanization - Google won't translate sounds into ideographs yet). One is mother's mother and the other is father's mother. Both are shortened to Popo for children.

So, FOD (Favorite Older Daughter) now lives in Houston. We took Popo down there to see her, since she loves her Popo dearly. We went to the Ocean Palace Restaurant to have dim sum. We had a pretty good time and got pretty much stuffed.


When we got home, Popo got the idea to make potstickers and Gow Ju. So our kitchen became a bit of a factory, with BH and Popo rolling out home-made wrappers for the potstickers, stuffing them with pork/shrimp/scallion mix, steaming, then frying them. Then the Gow Ju were made with store-bought wrappers, and steamed. Everything was enjoyed with lots of soy sauce laced with scallion and sesame oil. Yum!

Monday, October 25, 2010

Austin Film Festival

This week I have been volunteering as a driver for the Austin Film Festival. Austin has a growing film business, and people in town are hungry for more. This festival is in its 17th year, and is devoted to screenwriters. It is said to be the third largest film festival in the world. The festival, with a minimal full-time staff, depends on contract hires to organize and manage a large staff of volunteers. The festival nicely complements the film programs at University of Texas and Austin Community College. Many students volunteer to gain exposure and see absolutely new films.

BH (Better Half) has been in charge of "interesting things to do" since our exile in Paris a few years ago. She routinely scavenges her newsletters, Craigslist, etc. for possibilities. Sometime a couple of weeks ago she IM'd me a link to "Volunteer drivers wanted for Austin Film Festival". I said to myself (and to BH), "I'd better do that." I proceeded to email in my willingness and went to visit Taylor, the Transportation Coordinator for AFF. Taylor, who I had assumed to be a guy, turned out to be a good-looking redhead! I passed the snicker test - I didn't look like I would be giving people head shots or my favorite script.

This past week I have been picking up at and/or delivering people to the airport. Apparently some people live for the opportunity to deliver interesting Hollywoodish people to the festival. I was just interested in meeting some people (volunteers and anybody else), but I had some good conversations with several notables along the way. I was pretty impressed with how friendly and willing to share these people were. Here are a few I met.

  • Barry Blaustein - writer for Nutty Professor, Nutty Professor II - The Klumps, The Honeymooners, Police Academy 2, Saturday Night Live
  • John Woldenburg - producer for Smart People, The Visitor, Silent Partner
  • Michael Arndt - writer for Toy Story 3
  • David Peoples - writer for Blade Runner, Twelve Monkeys, Accidental Hero, Unforgiven, Ladyhawke, Leviathan
  • Allan Loeb - producer for The Beast, New Amsterdam, Things We Lost in the Fire
  • Steven Arvanites - screenwriter and actor (Crocodile Dundee and many commercials)
For anybody considering this, it has been kind of exhausting work. Young Taylor did an excellent job of organizing mayhem, but with film people, things happen. Schedules change, people cancel and/or want to go elsewhere, and more. This means that the coordinator and drivers must be ready for instant changes. The nice side is that the festival recognizes the aspiring filmies and aficionados who volunteer by providing passes in return for a few hours of work.

All in all, this has been fun. I have made some friends and met some good people. This is really the first chance I have taken with volunteering, and it has been good.

Monday, October 04, 2010

Farkleberries? Bastrop State Park

This is a really nice park, about an hour's drive from Austin. It appears deceptively flat as you enter, but has quite a bit of relief as you get farther on. The ups and downs make for good hiking. There are both long and short hikes to be had. We chose a medium hike for later in the day.

We began our day with a picnic lunch, barbecue from a nearby restaurant. This park has facilities of all kinds, with a golf course, pool, picnic areas, and lots of campsites. Here BH, FYD, and Slobber Dog set out on the trail after lunch.


The loblolly Lost Pines here smelled wonderful. This time of year the surroundings are very dry, and the sweet, resinous scent of pine was all around.


Also all around were these Farkle Berries. Apparently the small animals and birds like these a lot. They look quite good. Later in the day BH asked if they could be made into jam. I told her, "If you make some, please farkelittle on my toast so I can taste it, too." She answered, "It might not be berry good."


A short way into the hike we found this remnant of CCC (Civilian Conservation Corps) work from earlier times. It looked to be a drinking fountain, though the pipes were no longer attached.


As we had read a bit of natural history on the area, we had felt chert that there would be flint around. And there was, lots of it in and along the paths.


Lots of millipedes seemed stranded in the path, as well. This one was wiggly, but some appeared to have dried out and died.


There were also lots of mushrooms and puffballs. These had yellow spores, unlike the ones we used to get in the North.


Even during the dry season Texas produced lots of different kinds of wildflowers along the trails.


At one trail head we found another CCC relic. This small pavilion was in great shape. The stoneworks appeared untouched. The roof beams were thick and dry and in great shape, as was the roof. The park also has some stone cabins built during this era. Unfortunately we did not get to see them. The pictures make them seem very attractive.


As we started down the track toward our car, BH played hide and seek in this old stump. It reminded me of a much earlier hike in the Adirondacks. She posed at an old pine stump in her overalls (it was one of my favorite pictures). Then she got into a hornet nest and got badly stung. We were worried for quite a while as we made our way back to civilization.


Once past the last of our mushroom and puffballs stops,


we came upon the only reptile of our hike. This time there were to be no "broad-banded" copperheads, only this iridescent skink, a variety we had seen before.


This was a good day for all, including Slobber Dog, who got pretty tired. There is still the pool and the campsites for us to try on another day. Golf, not so much. After a 10 mile drive through Bastrop State Park's Lost Pines and the associated Buescher State Park we got on the road for Austin.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Did I mention how much I like Austin?

Coffee on the porch - at a comfortable 71F - is a big change down here. Thanks to fairly persistent rain over the last week, this fairy-land scene greeted us amidst the Scotch Bonnet pepper plant stalks. It looked like an elf would pop out from underneath. From the Rogers Mushrooms website the closest match I see is Leucocoprinus birnbaumii in this picture link.


This mushroom presaged a very nice day. After a 3+ mile walk we headed off again to Hill's Cafe for the gospel brunch. Hill's is a South Austin institution. There is a long tradition of music here, as well as good food.


Today's offering was Danny Brooks.


This site has a lot of history, as it used to be the Travis Country Court House. The state seal shows up on the floor as you walk in.










After being seated in the Willy Nelson booth (with a photo signed by Willy himself), we were treated to more really good music. Mr. Brooks had a great voice, with a lot of soul and the ability to really belt. His small combo (drummer not seen here) consisted of really good musicians. The repertoire varied from gospel to country to talking blues (backed by a reggae style backbeat). The highlight of the day was an older gentleman getting up and doing an old-time dance. The band added a a few bars to the end, they enjoyed it so much.

This kind of music makes me very glad and very sad. Glad that I am hearing it, sad that I am not making it.


Thanks to Mr. Brooks and company for a marvelous morning.


Today was also the day of the Pecan Street Festival. It is held on 6th street in downtown Austin. Parking is hard to find. We were lucky to find a spot 5 blocks away. As we approached, we found some of Austin's alternate transportation modes.






For me the story is usually not the booths. There is just too much repetition there. This festival spans several intersecting streets. At the end of each intersecting block there was a different band. These guys had an interesting mix of American-style ska (originally a Jamaican music style), with a mix of big band. It was strange, but infectious.


It's great to see young musicians jamming up a storm and enjoying themselves so much.


There was a great mix of people, as well. Great big biker guys walked alongside families with strollers. Older folks, teenagers, and toddlers watched street performers of various types.


We were so full of breakfast that the varied food offerings never had a chance, despite smelling wonderful.


A bit of Austin weirdness and we were off to the car. You should have seen this guy's pointed toe boots!


4 blocks past the landmark Driskill Hotel we were back at the car. More about the Driskill another time.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Facebook was down today

Apparently Qwest was experiencing difficulties that lead to Facebook being unavailable to many people. Early in the design of the Internet, the TCP/IP layer was designed to deliver packets by many different routes. It was designed to be failure-tolerant so that this type of thing would not happen for this type of reason.

Soooooo, how/when did we engineer ourselves into a spot where that basic design tenet does not work? I don't really give a healthy RA about Facebook being down. I do give an RA about things working as designed.

Footnote: Programmer screw-up caused the problem, not design failure. Better, in a way, but not good.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Old people give most honest advice (also, harshest) - via Boing Boing

I did not know this! Older people tend to lose their "executive functions", the ability to control impulses in response to stimuli. Among the executive functions are the ability to control inappropriate actions. There are at least five types of situations (see the Wikipedia link above) that require non-routine responses.

  1. Those that involve planning or decision making.
  2. Those that involve error correction or troubleshooting.
  3. Situations where responses are not well-rehearsed or contain novel sequences of actions.
  4. Dangerous or technically difficult situations.
  5. Situations that require the overcoming of a strong habitual response or resisting temptation.
In losing their executive functions, however, older people apparently become more honest, and sometimes hurtful, in their response  Older people will sometimes call fat people fat and suggest they exercise or eat less. Younger people don't do that.


As usual with social sciences, there is no way in the world to control enough variables to draw any useful conclusions. The first three comments for this Scientific American article really rock!

  1. Could it not be that older folks no longer care for the social "niceties?" They know there are no significant social downsides to honest responses at their stage of life.
  2. Grandma is independently wealthy and she won't hold her tongue. Were she broke she'd worry that someday you'd put her in that home she saw on 60 minutes.
  3. Or maybe it's because the old folk have more insight, (been there, done it, got the T shirt, got the scars) and more importantly, have the wisdom and experience to give better advice? I should know, I'm really,really old...
Quod erat whuuuut?

Sunday, September 12, 2010

I must be getting older; and visiting Dad

During this last trip I seemed to get exhausted each day with just plain driving. I didn't notice it until we stopped, but then I needed a nap. We were only driving about 6 hours per day, usually.

We were in the Trumansburg area for 3 days and part of another day this trip. We found Dad in fine fettle. He will be 89 next month, and has the curiosity of a young person. He reads, listens to the news, and comments on current events with conviction. :-) His energy and activity were better than we have seen in the last couple of trips. We spent hours driving around the area, with Dad contributing stories about people he knew (more and more stories seem to be about people who have left the scene).

One day we went on a wild goose chase looking for a chainsaw that had not been fixed. Dad no longer runs it, but does supply parts and fixes. We drove all over between Cayuga and Seneca Lakes just taking random corners at his direction, chasing stories down the road.

One day we took off to Ithaca for a doctor's appointment, then stopped in a Chinese grocery to get Dad some green tea. He drinks it like water all morning. One box of gunpowder tea - $8.99. There we also found lon ngan (Bower romanization). These are dragon's eye fruits, something like li chee, but not really. The lady at the register was happy I asked her about them. They are only available once a year. You peel them, removing a thin, stiff skin and exposing a jelly-like, sweet, mild flavored fruit. There is a pea-sized pit inside, so be careful if you get some!

Then we went off to Enfield Glen (Robert Treman State Park). I had not been for years. Cornell University used to have a Physics Department picnic there every year. For us country kids it was a real treat. There was soda pop (we never had it at home) - mmmmm, grape. There was square dancing, soft ball, hiking, volley ball, and just plain wiggling, followed by a dish to pass supper. Physicists know how to have a good time! We always celebrated the windy downhill part of the road as being the last stage of the picnic journey.

This trip we passed through a newish gate on the walk up to the falls.


Dad lead us past the bath house up toward the dam and the falls. There is a lot of stone work in all of these state parks. During the Civilian Conservation Corps (CCC) days, this was the only work available for many people. CCC was part of Roosevelt's New Deal, saving many from desperation during the depression days in the 1930's. The Finger Lakes benefited greatly.


The swimming area is beautiful, even with the dam opened and the pool drained. Back in ancient history I was called here to lifeguard once. Most of my guarding time was spent at Taughannock Falls State Park.


The falls itself is kind of typical of the area, shale layers providing a cascade. This time of year is usually fairly dry until the fall rains come. (They arrived during our visit.)


Many of these State Parks have lovely stone building like this.


Weather had taken a coolish turn by the time we arrived (60F or so). Even so, these hardy bees were at work on goldenrod and other late flowers.


We took a parting picture of the spot where the road dips through the creek. We always loved driving through this part, so we did again.


Nobody wanted to climb the glen (lots of stone steps and waterfalls, and big climbs), as we had only one car. So we drove on past the wiggly parts of the road and parked at the top of the park (several miles away), near the old mill. There were lots of interpretive signs here, but Dad supplied his own narrative as well.

Apparently his great uncle owned a mill on Taughannock Creek (many years ago). When Dad and John Duddleston were young, they used to invade the mill, with his uncle chasing them from floor to floor. Eventually, the state of New York purchased the mill, just before the Flood of 1935. The deal closed a week before the flood, which then came along and wiped out the mill.

Here you can see some of the wooden teeth on the main wheel of the Enfield Glen mill.


We had been here many times before, but this time I had a camera.


Here is the pit where the millrace entered. You can just see the dark hole on the far side.


The impellor sits down in the pit on the opposite side. It is detached here from the shaft to the right.


The gear on the shaft was the main driver, with a series of reduction gears taming the motion for the millstones.


All the power for this mill came from this small creek.


We had time for a couple more days, one day driving through Watkins Glen during its preparations for the Vintage Grand Prix parade. We just missed it, but saw a cabillion convertible sports cars as we drove through. After getting a replacement for Dad's thousand year old microwave, we took a long hike down to Seneca Lake (at the old Boy Scout camp). Dad and I both wheezed our way successfully up the hill on the return trip. He gets along very well for an 89 year old. I was quite happy BH (better half) and I had been walking daily down in Austin.

A dinner in Sheldrake at Kidder's Landing finished up the trip. Sheldrake is a gorgeous place mid-lake on Cayuga Lake's western side. It houses beautiful Victorian mansions and several restaurants. We sat outside and watched the sunset along the lake. A bit of ice cream at Cayuga Lake Creamery (voted New York's best), a snooze, and we were on our way on the next leg of our journey.