D and H (our daughter) have been together for years now. We are visiting them down here in Austin right now. Love this town!
D has always been VERY quiet, but also VERY quick. That is, he has been quiet until now...
We are all sitting around last night after returning from OOMPAH band, Wiener schnitzel, and Hefeweizen at the oldest beer garden in Texas. D mentions a story he is reading online: Disney is in trouble because American people are so fat the boats are hitting bottom and the seats no longer fit. I am a substantial guy so I start riffing on fat people's rights. I'm bitching about one size fits all and the tyranny of the skinnies and mocking politically correct all to hell. So I say at one point "The fatties will rise". Dan IMMEDIATELY comes back with "very slowly". I laughed so hard I almost choked. He's now so comfortable with me that he's completely ready to bust my hump. That's a good thing!
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